{"product_id":"9781844880898","title":"The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, Paul Howard #5","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked -\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eeverything completely focked, roysh, and we're talking big time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd it's all Fionn's fault, basically. He's the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it, roysh, you're firing blanks. Like an unloaded Uzi -\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eseriously impressive, hard as fock and totally ready for action, but the safety's, like, on, you know. Well that was a pile of stinking turds for storters. And of course it's muggins here who ends up with the kid - life is SO focking unfair. On top of all that, roysh, the goys stort to, like, totally lose it - JP has gone all Jesus on my orse, Oisinn is basically trying to fock over Interpol and Christian is talking about weddings and, I don't know, love and stuff. I mean, I am seriously beginning to feel like I am the only good-looking, loaded, sane goy in the whole of, like, Dublin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stirring Pages","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":65980708749661,"sku":null,"price":4.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1077\/7827\/7725\/files\/23622223482844.jpg?v=1789997436","url":"https:\/\/stirringpages.com\/products\/9781844880898","provider":"Stirring Pages","version":"1.0","type":"link"}